Classic Nappy

Vic and Bob, Mistletoe and Wine???

Does anyone remember Vic Reeves dressed as Santa with a large red nappy holding a bottle of whisky and a pistol singing the Cliff Richard classic 'Mistletoe and Wine'? And if so, how can i see it again, it is one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

youtube? - whats on the end of the stick Vic?

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Baby Wearing Nappy, Leaning Forwards $24.99 H. Armstrong Roberts Baby Wearing Nappy, Leaning Forwards - Photographic Print

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Bambino Mio Nappy Bag $11.95 Nappy Bag Made of waterproof fabric, these bags are ideal for transporting dirty nappies, clothes or swimwear. Includes inner pocket to store used nappy covers, a leak-proof zip closure and a convenient carrying strap. Designed to stay upright so that parents have both hands free for baby. Machine washable

Munchkin Nappy Duty Organiser. $15.99 An all in one organiser that holds nappies, wipes, ointments and more.Flat top can hold Baby Wipe Dispenser (not included).Removable side bins.Convenient Nappy Bag dispenser.12 scented Nappy Bags included.EAN/MPN/UPC/ISBN: 5019090110099.

Bambino Mio Nappy Set - Medium $119.95 Nappy Sets are the easiest and most cost effective way to buy Bambino Mio nappies and Miosoft covers. Offering maximum protection and comfort, you're sure to have a dry and happy baby! Includes: 12 cotton nappies 3 nappy covers User guide   Available in Newborn, Small, Medium and Large -Newborn nappy set contains size 1 nappies and newborn miosoft covers.-Small nappy set contains size 1 nappies and small miosoft covers.-Medium nappy set contains size 2 nappies and medium miosoft covers.-Large nappy set contains size two nappies and large miosoft covers. 

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His and Her’s Guide to Looking Good on the Beach

No, it's not an oxymoron; you really can find the perfect suit to flatter your figure if you just understand a few things. The very first thing to know is that there are very few perfect bodies out there. Everyone has something they are trying to deal with. Here are a few tips for HIM and HER on how to impress when forced to wear very little clothing….

A Woman’s Guide to Looking Good on the Beach

Small on Top

If you're small on top, you may want to try the newest, little swimsuits from Brazil. The Brazilian woman is generally smaller on top than the Australian girl, and their swimsuits are cut accordingly. Look for tops with a touch of padding, or an under wire, demi-bra style that makes the most of a beautiful, dainty, bust line. Try to find a top with adjustable straps at shoulders and around back so that you can tighten and adjust things, to help fill out the top line. You are very lucky that you have the body to wear those cute, ruffled tops that are so hot right now, so go for it. And as for bandeau tops, only you can wear those well. You can also show off in those tiny, tri-tops that the big busted girls only dream about. Avoid tops with too much fabric or have a poor fit. Opt for separates, where you can choose your top and bottom separately.

Big on Top

You may need some extra support; underwire tops can work well and look great. Halter-top bikinis can be a good choice by offering support, while providing some sexy cleavage too. Look for styles that are banded around the midriff and can be tied in back and around the neck. This style will give you some lift and will allow you to make adjustments for a personal fit.Look for one-piece swimsuits with some structure in the bust, such as soft foam cups or at least, a shelf bra. Straight cut bust styles such as a classic tank can look clean and sporty. Wide shoulder straps will also be much more comfortable than thin, spaghetti straps. Avoid strapless bandeau tops and those tiny, tri-tops that offer minimal coverage. Again, make sure to get a suit where you can order the top and bottom sizes separately.

No Waist

No problem. It’s not that you don’t have a waist, it’s that you hips are slim. If you don't have many curves, create some by wearing one-piece suit with a high-on-the-thigh cut. A belted waistline on a one-piece suit will give the appearance of a whittled middle. So will a draped, surplice detail that pinches in at the waist, or a curvy seam line that runs down each side of the torso. Bikinis are good for you. Add some illusion at the hips with rings, ruffles and bows. If you’re small on top, go for a strapless bandeau. Go for a dark, solid bottom and a wildly printed or embellished top. Avoid solid-colored or horizontal striped one-pieces.

Plus size figure

Show a little skin in just the right places and you will look seductively svelte and super sexy! Look for one-piece swimsuits with lace or mesh inserts. A strategically placed cut-out, or a deep V neckline, can really change your visual image. Lengthen your thigh with an adjustable ruching detail at the hip. A sheer sarong can give you a little confidence and still look totally glamorous. Dark, cool colors are always good. So are swirling, or V patterns. Try a swimsuit with dark, solid panels down each side of the torso and a floral printed middle. Avoid too much fabric. Modesty is certainly OK, but too much coverage is not necessarily a better option. Also, stay away from white, as well as bright, neon fabrics and those nappy textiles.

Big on Bottom

The newest, mini-skirted bikinis are too cute and made just for you! Don’t go for a super frilly one, though. Instead, pick a smooth, skimming skirt that is short and sweet, but covers what it needs to. A ruffled or highly decorated top is OK though. The details will draw attention to your top half. You could also go for a moderate, bottom bikini that has a 3 inch side...very chic! Make that a solid bottom and print top for a super effect.Avoid boy shorts, too skimpy bottoms, or lots of ruffles and details at the hips.

Whatever you end up wearing, do it with confidence!

A Men's Guide To Looking Good On The Beach

The beach is a fashion minefield for men. So we've put together a foolproof guide to looking good on the beach. Flex your muscles, and enjoy the female attention with this must-see video on beach fashion.

Body Hair

Having chest hair isn't a problem, but you won't attract the right sort of attention if you look like a Wookie from behind, so get a back wax before your holiday. Leave your pins alone though, bald legs will make your calfs look like two anaemic kippers frying in the sun. Slightly hairy feet are ok, as long as you don't look to much like a Hobbit on its summer holiday.

Shorts

If you're more Borat than Bond, a skimpy swimsuit is only going to draw attention to the bits you will want to hide, and no amount of posing and posturing is going to cover this up... So a loose fitting pair of shorts is probably the safest bet. Patterns and vivid floral prints will suit those of a more flamboyant nature.

If you're insecure about the size of your manhood you could stuff bra padding or a cricket box in your shorts to accentuate your package.

But beware, if someone shows an interest in you they'll be disappointed when your stick of rock turns out to be a toot sweet

Sarongs

The humble sarong - simple, stylish and such an easy garment to put on… well, for those who know how. Whether you're off to the south coast or the south pacific check out Videojug 'Beach Fashion' for a variety of ways to wear a sarong with style, rather than like a bafoon.

Footwear

An even worse crime than the banana hammock, is hitting the sands with a sock and sandal combination. Wearing trainers with bare feet is also bad news, not only for your image, but also for the environment. Keep it simple: stick to flip-flops or Birkenstock-style sandals.

Make sure your feet are in good condition; dry flaky skin and toenail fluff will leave your hooves coming off second best to the beach donke.

Headwear

What you wear on your head can define an outfit, and there is little middle ground: it's either in or out, so keep an eye out for passing trends. That said, there are some eternal no-nos.....first and foremost the comedy hat - what better way to show people you've got a sense of humour, right? Wrong. Novelty hats are as bad as shellsuits and mullets. It's not big and its not clever. Bandana's may help to keep hair off your face whilst look stylish, but its definitely doesn't suit you sir, and remember hankerchief's will just lead to comparisons with George Formby.

Accessories

Too much jewellery is never a good thing and should be kept to a minimum. A single surf-style necklace or leather bracelet can work for you, but looking like an extra from Pirates of the Caribbean will not.

Try to keep your sunglasses simple. Sharp-angled, sports shades with rainbow coloured lens' won't suit everyone. If you don't suit the surfer/tour de france look, try going all broody and Top Gun with a pair of aviator shades.

Image projection

The beach is for posing, not for exercise, so only get active if you are athletic by nature, playing with a bat and ball on your own won't win you admiring glances. But being energetic isn't the only way to perk the interest of the more discerning members of the public. Display your powerful intellect with a carefully chosen book, a classic or current bestseller will help give the impression your as deep as the ocean in front of you. Whereas a graphic novel or a copy of Guns and Ammo will send the ladies into a faster retreat than the Red Army.

Now that you're more Baywatch than crimewatch just lie back and relax!

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