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Lillian Rose 24DB410 Daddy Outdoor Diaper Bag $90.87 This cotton diaper bag is designed to look like a backpack that daddy would wear for outdoor activities (hiking camping etc.). Leather straps with buckles are used to close the pockets of this diaper bag. One side pocket is designed for a baby bottle (bottle not included). The bag measures 15 x 20 . The top flap is decorated with a logo that reads FATHERHOOD: The Expedition of a Lifetime. Background words next to the logo include shelter guide daddy s basecamp teach and protect. Also available in Military Deployment and Genes versions.

Lillian Rose 24DB440 Daddy Deployment Diaper Bag $90.87 This canvas diaper bag is closed with metal latches and is designed to be carried over the shoulder. One side pocket is designed for a baby bottle (bottle not included). The bag measures 18 x 14.5 . The large flap is decorated with a logo that reads DADDY ACTIVE DUTY DEPLOYMENT BAG 1ST NEWBORN DIVISION. Background words include courage integrity strength perseverance service above self and dedication. Also available in Outdoor Military and Genes versions.

Lillian Rose 24DB430 Daddy Gene Diaper Bag $75.27 This cotton diaper bag is made of jeans material. Zippers are used to close the pockets of this bag which is designed to be carried as a backpack. One side pocket is designed for a baby bottle (bottle not included). The bag measures 12.5 x 16 . The design combines a vertical DNA strand with vines and words. The vertical words include integrity dedication honesty commitment mentor teacher provider. Two phrases are showcased in this design: Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it and it takes more to be a daddy than genes. Also available in Outdoor Deployment and Military versions.

Hanna Barbera Flintstones Daddy's Girl Belt Buckle $20 Flintstones Daddy's Girl Belt Buckle This is an officially licensed Hanna Barbera Flintstones Belt Buckle which has the Flintstones image on it. It will fit most belts.

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Diaper changing daddy Funny Large Mug by CafePress $18 The perfect gift for that great father Ideal for the new daddy Yeah, I change diapers on front with cool vintage retro ephemera art. Everyone knows real men change the baby Funny Large Mug Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up. Measures 4.5 tall, 3.25 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Cloth Diaper Daddy Baby Mug by CafePress $15 Let the cloth diaper advocacy shine every time he has a cup of joe Baby Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Diaper Gym $12.99 Track Listing: 1. Cuddle Up a Little Closer, 2. Massage Game, The, 3. Wiggles & Giggles (Warm Up Exercises):Wipers (London Bridge)/Scissors (Row, Row, Row Your Boat)/Bow 'N' Arrow (Ten Little Indians)/Puss 'N' Boots (Farmer in the Dell)/Rocking Horse (Ride a Cock Horse), 4. Mirror Play (Body & Space Awareness Games): Going Up, Going Down/Hickory Dickory Dock/Dance Cheek to Cheek, 5. Show Off Medley: Peek-a-Boo/Pat Your Little Feet/Pat Your Little Hands/Raspberries/How Big Is Baby?/Butterfly Kisses, 6. Baby Hop (Bunny Hop), 7. Cuddles & Chit Chat (Snuggle Games): Icky, Bicky Soda Cracker/Bumblebee/This Little Piggy, 8. Wiggles & Giggles (Warm Up Exercises): Touch Your Toes/My Little Hands, 9. Together Exercises: Tummy Surfing/See-Saw/Stand Up!/Wheelbarrow, 10. Mirror Play: Rock-a-Bye Baby/Up, Down, Round/Dance Cheek To Cheek (Love Me Tender), 11. Circle Game, 12. Show-Off Medley: Pat-a-Cake/Where Is Mama (Daddy)?/Sing With Me/Blow Me a Kiss

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Diaper changing daddy Funny White T-Shirt by CafePress $22 The perfect gift for that great father Ideal for the new daddy Yeah, I change diapers on front with cool vintage retro ephemera art. Everyone knows real men change the baby Funny White T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The white t-shirt is a timeless classic for a reason; it should be a staple in every wardrobe. It is clean, simple, and durable. The best part is you can wear it with anything. This 100% cotton T-shirt is so comfortable you'll want to wear it to bed.

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Daddy Valentine Daddy Infant Bodysuit by CafePress $18.5 My Daddy is My Valentine clothes, shirts, bibs andCreepers? A unique, great 1st Valentine's Day Gift for kids, infants and toddlers. Adorable, original clothing, stickers and gear for Valentine's Day Daddy Infant Bodysuit Babies love creepin', crawlin' and sleepin' in our super comfy, 100% cotton jersey knit Infant Creeper. Infant clothes shouldn't be hard to change, so our three-snap bottom helps ease those nasty diaper changes. Great baby stuff for your special little o

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Let's Celebrate Jeff Foxworthy's Birthday With 20 Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous "you might be a redneck" jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have brought laughter to the lives of millions. What better way to celebrate this comic genius's birthday than with some good-old Jeff Foxworthy quotes?

1. "If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."

2. "Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."

3. "Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."

4. "Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

5. "For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."

6. "My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

7. "The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."

8. "This book is just a collection of my drawings. I never really showed them to anybody but my wife, and she always laughed at them."

9. "You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."

And of course, we can't do Jeff Foxworthy quotes without some "you might be a redneck jokes" now can we?

10. "You may be a redneck if -- you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."

11. "You might be a redneck if -- your home has more miles on it than your car."

12. "You might be a redneck if -- your family tree doesn't fork."

13. "You might be a redneck if -- Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup."

14. "You might be a redneck if -- you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader."

15. "You might be a redneck if -- you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work."

16. "You might be a redneck if -- your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds."

17. "You might be a redneck if -- you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors."

18. "You might be a redneck if -- you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado."

19. "You might be a redneck if -- the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it.)"

20. "You might be a redneck if -- your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"

There's no doubt about it, Jeff Foxworthy is a riot. Anyone who's lucky enough to have seen him live knows that it's not just the words he says, but the charisma that defines him. These Jeff Foxworthy quotes are just a sampling of the humor that has made this man so famous and adored.

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