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Or are they still in diapers?

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Tin foil diapers.

Dude Bag by Diaper Dude - Brown With Orange Zippers $60 Here’s a diaper bag that looks good on Dad. Specially designed for hip dads (and moms), this cool sack has sporty messenger styling and lots of handy features for on-the-go parents. With the Diaper Dude, dads can easily access the essentials: diapers, bottles, clothes or wipes and toys without taking their bag off. (Sometimes, you’d rather not set it down.)  These days, dads are more involved than ever—Diaper Dude makes it easy to jump in and help.

Dude Bag by Diaper Dude - Black With Dragon $65 Here’s a diaper bag that Dad won't shy away from. Specially designed for hip dads (and moms), this cool sack has sporty messenger styling and lots of handy features for on-the-go parents. With the Diaper Dude, dads can easily access the essentials: diapers, bottles, clothes or wipes and toys without taking their bag off.  Dads today are more involved than ever—Diaper Dude makes it easy to jump in and help.

Dude Bag by Diaper Dude - Grey With Orange Zippers $60 Here’s a diaper bag that looks good on Dad. Specially designed for hip dads (and moms), this cool sack has sporty messenger styling and lots of handy features for on-the-go parents. With the Diaper Dude, dads can easily access the essentials: diapers, bottles, clothes or wipes and toys without taking their bag off. (Sometimes, you’d rather not set it down.)  These days, dads are more involved than ever—Diaper Dude makes it easy to jump in and help.

Dude Bag by Diaper Dude - Brown With Koi Fish $65 Here’s a diaper bag that Dad won't shy away from. Specially designed for hip dads (and moms), this cool sack has sporty messenger styling and lots of handy features for on-the-go parents. With the Diaper Dude, dads can easily access the essentials: diapers, bottles, clothes or wipes and toys without taking their bag off.  Dads today are more involved than ever—Diaper Dude makes it easy to jump in and help.

Dude Bag by Diaper Dude - Navy With Orange Zippers $60 Here’s a diaper bag that looks good on Dad. Specially designed for hip dads (and moms), this cool sack has sporty messenger styling and lots of handy features for on-the-go parents. With the Diaper Dude, dads can easily access the essentials: diapers, bottles, clothes or wipes and toys without taking their bag off. (Sometimes, you’d rather not set it down.)  These days, dads are more involved than ever—Diaper Dude makes it easy to jump in and help.

Dude Bag by Diaper Dude - Black With Peace Sign $65 Here’s a diaper bag that Dad won't shy away from. Specially designed for hip dads (and moms), this cool sack has sporty messenger styling and lots of handy features for on-the-go parents. With the Diaper Dude, dads can easily access the essentials: diapers, bottles, clothes or wipes and toys without taking their bag off.  Dads today are more involved than ever—Diaper Dude makes it easy to jump in and help.

Diaper Dude Eco Black Laptop Sleeve 13in. $32 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip laptop sleeves Type: Laptop Bags Color: Eco Black

Diaper Dude Eco Green Laptop Sleeve 15in. $32 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip laptop sleeves Type: Laptop Bags Color: Eco Green

Diaper Dude Eco Green Laptop Sleeve 13in. $32 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip laptop sleeves Type: Laptop Bags Color: Eco Green

Diaper Dude Black Coated/Grey iPad Case $25 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip Ipad case Color: Black Coated/Grey Color Mapping: Black

Diaper Dude Eco Green iPad Case $25 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip iPad case Color: Eco Green Color Mapping: Green

Diaper Dude Eco Black Laptop Sleeve 15in. $32 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip laptop sleeves Type: Laptop Bags Color: Eco Black

Diaper Dude Eco Green Digi Laptop Bag $129.99 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip Laptop bags. Type: Messenger Bags Color: Eco Green Color Mapping: Green

Diaper Dude Eco Black Digi Laptop Bag $145 From the makers of Diaper Dude comes Digi Dude - cool, hip Laptop bags. Type: Messenger Bags Color: Eco Black Color Mapping: Black

Diaper Dude Changing Station - Brown $34.99 Great for quick outings or as an addition to your Diaper Dude bag collection Throw it inside your bag and you are set. Includes a removable shoulder strap and removable card/key holder Interior features: Padded changing area and 3 compartments perfect for holding diapers, wipes container and diaper paste

Diaper Dude Changing Station - Camo $34.99 Great for quick outings or as an addition to your Diaper Dude bag collection Throw it inside your bag and you are set. Includes a removable shoulder strap and removable card/key holder Interior features: Padded changing area and 3 compartments perfect for holding diapers, wipes container and diaper paste

Diaper Dude Changing Station - Black $34.99 Great for quick outings or as an addition to your Diaper Dude bag collection Throw it inside your bag and you are set. Includes a removable shoulder strap and removable card/key holder Interior features: Padded changing area and 3 compartments perfect for holding diapers, wipes container and diaper paste

Diaper Dude - Diaper Bag (Gray) - Bags and Luggage $63.99 Zappos.com is proud to offer the Diaper Dude - Diaper Bag (Gray) - Bags and Luggage: A fully functional diaper bag that dad would be proud to carry. This messenger style bag has many convenient features to make organization a snap. ; Nylon material provides durability for everyday use. ; Ergonomic, across-the-chest design is super comfy and saves your shoulders. ; Wide, adjustable strap has padded panel and clips open and closed for easy on-and-off. ; Padded back for extra comfort against your body. ; Three exterior zip-closed pockets. ; Elasticized bottle pocket is easy to reach. ; Removable, on-strap cell phone pouch. ; Large inner compartment with zip-closed pocket and special pouch for diapers. ; Two handy clips for keys and more. ; Padded changing pad included. ; Two large elasticized slots in back. ; Care Instructions: Spot clean. ; Dimensions: 16 wide x 4 deep x 14 high.

Diaper Dude - Diaper Bag (Navy) - Bags and Luggage $63.99 Zappos.com is proud to offer the Diaper Dude - Diaper Bag (Navy) - Bags and Luggage: A fully functional diaper bag that dad would be proud to carry. This messenger style bag has many convenient features to make organization a snap. ; Nylon material provides durability for everyday use. ; Ergonomic, across-the-chest design is super comfy and saves your shoulders. ; Wide, adjustable strap has padded panel and clips open and closed for easy on-and-off. ; Padded back for extra comfort against your body. ; Three exterior zip-closed pockets. ; Elasticized bottle pocket is easy to reach. ; Removable, on-strap cell phone pouch. ; Large inner compartment with zip-closed pocket and special pouch for diapers. ; Two handy clips for keys and more. ; Padded changing pad included. ; Two large elasticized slots in back. ; Care Instructions: Spot clean. ; Dimensions: 16 wide x 4 deep x 14 high.

Diaper Dude - Diaper Bag (Black) - Bags and Luggage $63.99 Zappos.com is proud to offer the Diaper Dude - Diaper Bag (Black) - Bags and Luggage: A fully functional diaper bag that dad would be proud to carry. This messenger style bag has many convenient features to make organization a snap. ; Nylon material provides durability for everyday use. ; Ergonomic, across-the-chest design is super comfy and saves your shoulders. ; Wide, adjustable strap has padded panel and clips open and closed for easy on-and-off. ; Padded back for extra comfort against your body. ; Three exterior zip-closed pockets. ; Elasticized bottle pocket is easy to reach. ; Removable, on-strap cell phone pouch. ; Large inner compartment with zip-closed pocket and special pouch for diapers. ; Two handy clips for keys and more. ; Padded changing pad included. ; Two large elasticized slots in back. ; Care Instructions: Spot clean. ; Bottom Width: 14 1 2 in

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Midlfe Crisis? 8 Reasons to Embrace Your Insanity

Governor Sanford, Mel Gibson, and 38 million men in their midlife can't all be wrong! Midlife crisis (Or midlife transformation if you are a Buddhist or Zen expert) is a temporary situation. Your life isn't over, but by the time your crisis is, you'll be three years closer to the grave. Before you take up oil painting or adrenaline-based activities like bungee jumping or hiring hookers in Panama, take a breath and take a break. Not sure if you are in a midlife crisis? Have you had thoughts such as:

•You are seriously thinking about “hiring a pro” next time you are in Vegas.

•You recently looked in the mirror and saw your dad.

•Your wife is not appealing to you anymore (and Stacey in accounting definitely is!)

•Your never made time for that cross country tour with your friends.

•Your sex drive is waning or you just can’t go as long as you did a few years ago.

•Your wife and you have drifted apart and don’t share the same enthusiasm for life.

•You flirt more than before and/or you have looked at more porn than usual.

•You used to be the happiest guy in the room, now you fight bouts of depression.

•Your midsection is flabby no matter how much you diet or exercise

•You think more about the past than the future.

Hello, chump…you are in a midlife crisis!

A midlife crisis cannot be treated like any problem or challenge previously experienced. There is no article, book, or therapy session that will fix it all today. Going to a fantasy ball camp or going across the country on Harley’s with your friends won’t fix it all by itself either. The journey one must go through is just that-a journey. In order to come out of this phase BETTER, STRONGER and HAPPIER one will need to reflect, grow, and map out their personal journey.  Here are 8 tips to help you cry, rejoice or stay miserable:

1. Stop reading stories about success! When a guy in MLC (midlife crisis) reads about some 11 year old learning to fly or some 28 year old billionaire, not only is it an EXTREME exception, it makes us normal guys physically sick. Read about Colonel Sanders or Ray Kroc. These guys didn’t hit their business stride until their MLC was over, and their pecker was gathering dust.
2. Share ALL your perverted thoughts with your spouse. Don’t hold back. Who cares that you “thought” about a three-some when you were in Vegas! Studies have shown that 82% of guys fantasize about it, 17% pull it off, and only 1% talk to their spouses about ANYTHING! Be a contrarian and let her know. That way she won’t be surprised if you leave her for a Peruvian cage dancer. Who knows, she may be one of the 12% of women who will entertain the idea of a three-some! If you want to try to beat these odds, go ahead and read “How to Convince your Wife to Bring Home a Girlfriend” on my blog.
3. Take some time every day to reflect, think, and beat off. Listen, your life may be at a crossroad and you may decide to keep sucking up to your boss and stay with your frumpy wife. Hell, you may even elect not to get a hooker, stay faithful and suck it up, so at least take some amount of time for yourself and be happy for 8-10 minutes!
4. Definitely exercise more. Your MLC isn’t because the world is moving faster than your Nike’s, it is because you have one Florsheim in the grave already. Don’t worry, dude, everybody returns to their youth, and just because you may be wearing diapers in a few years doesn’t mean you can’t have a sexy nurse feed you your oatmeal or leave a good looking corpse. The more you convert your frustration and anxiety into meaningful exercise, the better you will feel. Plus, if you decide to get a divorce your chances of landing a nubile 29 year old with father issues instead of your mom’s friends increases ten-fold.
5. Don’t hire an escort. It is simple psychology, really. You are getting old and your body craves young, fertile females to breed with. If you are married, you run a few risks (Duh!). I shouldn’t have to remind you, but since your brain has relocated 4 inches below your belt, you need a reminder. Your 15 minutes of pleasure will be a temporary escape from the reality of your age. You didn’t REALLY  impress her, Chuck. You aren’t REALLY going to marry Julia Roberts like in Pretty Woman. (Unless you look like Richard Gere and have a few million of disposable cash)
6. Cry every once in a while in front of your wife. Go ahead, let go and let it out. When the guys get together, we won’t share THAT information! But when you let your guard down in front of her, she’ll see your vulnerability, get in touch with your sensitive side, and probably give you a hummer. In any case, you’ll win points for sharing and you deserve some kind of reward for that!
7. Find a person or venue to vent…really vent. Of all the things that will make you feel better temporarily (including physical exercise, basket weaving, or blowing stuff up) the ability to talk it out, scream, or just get the crap out of your head is very important. Many of us tend to ponder the same garbage over and over again in our brains. Dumping those thoughts either on paper, to a therapist, or a non-judgemental friend is important. (NOTE: Be sure not to dump TOO much on your buddy, otherwise you may bore him to death as he pretends to care about your garbage. Or worse, he may open up and share how HIS life is even more miserable than yours!)
8. Read a few articles on midlife transformation (Eastern philosophy). The word midlife crisis is used as a Western reference point only. It isn’t really a crisis in the grand scheme of things, after all. You haven’t lost your kids and brothers in a Nazi concentration camp, chump. It’s just that our society has paved the way for you to have SO MUCH free time, that you can actually do something with your life, if you want to. Our great grandfathers were too busy working 90 hours per week to notice they were going to croak at 48. Your situation gives you the GIFT of a second life. Don’t cry too much about it. You really can take up skeet shooting as a career as long as you’ve socked away a few bucks for the trailer home in Okeechobee.

-Doug Steponin

Make Your Wife Hot

About the Author

Doug has had more ups and downs than your typical midlife crisis guy. After building and losing a business he had for 20 years, raising 3 kids during a separation, and saving an "hopeless" marriage, Doug has unlocked the TRUE secrets to love and sex in marriage. His book, "Make Your Wife Hot" is changing lives and attitudes of couples all over the world.

His website and blog can be found at www.makeyourwifehot.com