Truffle Classic

How utterly pathetic is this?

Ok so my dad's birthday is coming up so i wanted to get him a big box of rum truffles from thorntons. So off i went, walked in, grabbed the chocolates, went up to the counter and attempted to pay for them.

I am 14 by the way.

The woman goes "have you got identification to prove your over 16?" I was like WTF?! How bloody annoying, they're bloody rum truffles love!!!

Its not like i am going into a shop and attempting to pay for a bottle of smirn off is it?

I am well pissed off...i had to get him the dark chocolate classic collection now. Bitch.

How stupid is that though? Ugh!

Haha that sucks.
That's like that time I wanted to buy spray paint and this chick got all mad and went on about how I shouldn't use it to get high.

I was like, "Dude, I'm making a friggen tree house for my little cousin!"

Soooo stupid.

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Valentine’s Day is approaching and it’ll mark our first anniversary. It’s been a year since I proposed to Shanaya and she said ‘yes’! She didn’t stand a chance of refusing anyway! After all, being neighbours for the last 15 years, I did know quite a lot about her likes and dislikes. My inspiration being the blockbuster, Devdas, in which Shah Rukh, (and later his grandma) used binoculars to ‘bird-watch’ Aishwarya Rai. Funny, but true! Being a modest boy who maintained a ‘safe’ distance from women, the binoculars were my only hope to get closer to gorgeous Paro …I mean gorgeous Shanaya. I bought the Olympus Binoculars and set to watching my soon-to-be lady-love closely. Seemed like my homework paid. I swayed Shanaya off her feet last Valentine’s with a bunch of bright yellow sunflowers and a home-made chocolate truffle.

I always found giving drop-dead red roses…the long-stemmed ones, to beautiful girls, too clichéd (roses to sab dete hain!). For an entire week before D-Day, I used to adjust the field range of my Olympus Binoculars to watch Shanaya placing a bunch of bright blooming sunflowers in the flower vase in her room. So sunflowers it was. I was never a cook. Forget full-fledged cooking, I didn’t even know how to make tea! Once again, the Olympus Binoculars came to my aid. I zoomed in to her kitchen and studied the difference between flour and baking powder (how to differentiate man? both looked similar), and putting all that jazz together made that perfect chocolate truffle. Phew! Quite a task!

What I couldn’t do in years, my Olympus Binoculars helped me do in a month’s time. I watched and watched. The binoculars erased the distance between her and me (15 ft of painful distance between her balcony and mine!) I learnt that she returned from college around 5 p.m. She loved dogs (and hated cats). She loved wearing big silver danglers in her ears­­. My binoculars gave me a peek into the minutest of details about her. From the number of plants in her balcony to the number of soft-toys in her room. The subjects she studied, the way she twitched her nose and the cute dimple that fell on her left cheek while laughing.

Then came D-Day. I dressed up and prepared myself to confront her on her way to college. I adjusted the field of view of my Olympus Binoculars. A pink figure appeared and seemed to be walking closer and closer. Suddenly it was right in front of me! (Thanks to the near focus distance of my binoculars)I dashed out and landed straight on my knees in the middle of the road. There stood Shanaya, looking stunning in her ‘taken aback’ expression.

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